Squirt Greengreen

Squirt is a 3/4 orchid 1/4 human hybrid from an unnamed, now-erased timeline. He is one of the longest-participating members of TTN that is still active, often helping out the other members whenever he can. Squirt is very intelligent, specializing in chemistry and physics. He currently travels with the help of his companion, a Devil named despair.

Early Life
Squirt lived an average life in his original timeline. Despite his genius-level intellect, Squirt decided not to skip any grades, and had a fairly normal relationship with his family. Squirt's maternal grandfather, Daniel Greengreen, was quite strange, as he talked about events that never happened or about things "not being the right way" but Squirt attributed it to the medical condition that caused his grandfather's blood to be red rather than the usual blue. After his grandfather passed away, included in his will to Squirt was a time machine called the Dilemma Machine that he had kept secret until his death. Upon trying out the time machine for the first time, Squirt ended up stranding himself, and contacted the forum called the Time Traveler's Net for help, which he learned about from a note left by his grandfather. Squirt eventually found his way to Anchorage-15C with the help of the other members of TTN, and learned there was something deeply wrong with his original timeline, where events, people, and things were swapped around seemingly randomly, which was the cause of his strange manner of writing, his feminine appearance, his blue colored blood, and many other things. Squirt tried finding his home timeline but was never able to despite how diligently he looked, eventually finding out the timeline collapsed and erased itself when he left it with the Dilemma Machine.

Earlier Notable Events on TTN
Squirt's exit of his home timeline and discovery of the TTN

Squirt was present during the Raid on The Virus, but did not help out in any way.

Discovery of C, a person residing in the 7th Dimension and acquisition of the sapphire timeline compass.

Squirt was kidnapped by The Order, imprisoned in a simulation, and was rescued by Parsnip and Teagan.

Squirt created the Shifter Gummies using the Shifter Serum.

Discovery of Dilemma, a Devil taking care of Squirt behind the scenes.

Appearance of No-Name, Squirt's dream self

Squirt buys some things from people who are revealed as people serving under Mr. Real, an evil Devil. He eventually traps them and interrogates them, only for them to pretend to be fools and break out of Time Jail, something that has never been done before.

Squirt's body is kidnapped by the Chief of Science (Choscer) working under Mr. Real, and is sent into a dragon body in Dilemma's personal timeline. Squirt made many of his prototypes unconsciously before being sent into his dragon body. Squirt leaves the private timeline, still in his dragon body, and gains his Key from Dilemma.

Squirt attempts to go on an adventure with Seraphim Sabol, and ends up stranding them both in broken timelines.

Squirt learns of Dilemma's death, and wakes up in his original body, and destroys Choscer's base, after his sealed Chaos powers were awakened.

The Creation of Planet Squirt, a planet entirely chaosified by Squirt after being attacked by TIMEF ninjas.

The Squirt vs. Choscer battle, leading to Choscer's death by Mr. Real.

The creation of Shiplanet Squirt, when a giant ship crashes into Planet Squirt and causes the planet to convert into a giant ship.

The Squirt, Mezria, and Parsnip vs. Spider Skak fight, which leads to the chaosification of Parsnip, turning her into Andromeda.

The first encounter with The Cure, which leads to the first entrance into 6D, and the discovery of the Fruit that seals Squirt's powers.

Squirt trapping himself in 6D, eventually ending after a brief moment in 7D.

The Vacation on Thaumworld, where he meets an alternate version of his deceased grandfather

The Raid on The Cure, where he provided a Prototype that blew up the Cure's entire solar system

Immortality
Squirt is entirely immortal. He does not age and can not be killed permanently. Even when every single one of his atoms was annihilated, he still came back. The source of this power is currently unknown.

Weirdness Sensor
Squirt's nose bleeds when something weird is about to happen to him, especially if it is related to him in some way, such as whenever C shows up.

Genius Intellect
Squirt is very smart, and has shown his proficiency in math and science, especially chemistry and physics, with some knowledge of biology and other fields.

Avatar of Chaos
Squirt is an avatar of the Fundamental Element Chaos, which grants him many powers that often work against Squirt's goals.

Various subconscious personalities
Squirt's mind houses multiple subconscious personalities that can take over under certain conditions, usually to his detriment as they actively attempt to work against him. These personalities are not from a mental disorder, but rather were created via external forces for different reasons and they happened to stick around. Some of these include King Squirt, Emperor Squirt, No-Name, and the subconscious engineer.

Dilemma Machine
His first time machine, which had a seemingly infinite interior and was the place Dilemma resided in. Abandoned by Squirt after Dilemma's death, but was recently revisited and found to be in working order, even after Dilemma's death.

despair
despair is the name of the Devil that Squirt befriended after a Chaos-induced episode left him stranded moments before the Big Bang in a random timeline. despair found Squirt and sympathized with him, taking him in and protecting him from the heat that left him melted into a ball. She is not as fast as the Dilemma Machine nor is she as powerful as Dilemma was, but she tries her best to help Squirt on whatever adventures he finds himself on. despair prefers her name to be written as all lowercase, no matter the context.